Thursday, April 9, 2009

Sure ways to annoy others, yet amuse yourself at the same time.

Just a bunch that I thought of off the top of my head.

"Can you go grocery shopping today?"
Bring the list and purposely forget it, while doing something else you actually want to do. Come home saying with a convincing and exhausted look on your face. "Well wouldn't you know they were all out of everything on your list!"

When asked "Can you pick up the kids today?"
Physically pick up your son/daughter(s) You were in fact doing exactly what you were told.

Your mother called again and wants you to call her!
Shout out "MOM!" and then say, okay that's taken care of now.

"Did you get a lot of homework today?"
Reply with "yes you did." No one mentioned about doing it.

A telemarketer calls during dinner time to tell you there is someone in your area tomorrow who wants to offer you a free no-obligation product demonstration. This will only take a few minutes of your time. .
Gleefully accept and give them the address of your arch-enemy.